me: please brain don’t have Bad Thoughts ™
brain:
i wish I’d been a Warhol superstar
Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO
ask him why he killed 20-28 people in northern california from 1960-1970
(via preciousprincesa)
Isn’t Reese witherspoon old enough to portray a presidential candidate where is Legally Blonde: Commander In Chic I’m not fucking playing around
(via pizza-direction)
I ALWAYS WANTED A REBLOG FROM TROYE
I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS THE POST HE CHOSE TO REBLOG
(via zommm)
“Makeup is false advertising!”
Oh that’s funny.
Because I’m not a product.
And I’m not trying to sell myself to you.you can hear the mic drop
All of this
(via whothefuckischuck)